<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6497667209553935860</id><updated>2012-02-16T01:15:47.309-08:00</updated><category term='An Occurance at Owl Creek Bridge'/><category term='The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street'/><category term='The Trouble with Templeton'/><category term='To Serve Man'/><category term='The Last Flight'/><category term='The Eye of the Beholder'/><category term='Nightmare at 20000 Feet'/><category term='It&apos;s a Good Life'/><category term='The Shelter'/><category term='Time Enough at Last'/><title type='text'>The Twilight Zone Limerick Project</title><subtitle type='html'>&lt;p&gt;You see a door, an eye, and a cone. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You hear that voice that is so meliphone. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Make no mistake: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It is you we will take. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You are entering The Twilight Zone.&lt;/p&gt;

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The Twilight Zone Limerick Project is just what it sounds like: a continuing endevor to summarize the 156 episodes of the original Twilight Zone series through the art of limerick.&lt;/p&gt;</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzlp.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6497667209553935860/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzlp.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Tina Abate</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04082446019558429504</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>11</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6497667209553935860.post-9122742630154470500</id><published>2009-03-02T16:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-02T16:51:40.911-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street'/><title type='text'>The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street</title><content type='html'>On Maple the lights start to fluctuate.&lt;br /&gt;Tommy says, “This is planned, it’s not fate&lt;br /&gt;The monsters are here!”&lt;br /&gt;People lash out in fear,&lt;br /&gt;And the aliens now only need wait.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6497667209553935860-9122742630154470500?l=tzlp.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzlp.blogspot.com/feeds/9122742630154470500/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6497667209553935860&amp;postID=9122742630154470500' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6497667209553935860/posts/default/9122742630154470500'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6497667209553935860/posts/default/9122742630154470500'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzlp.blogspot.com/2009/03/monsters-are-due-on-maple-street.html' title='The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street'/><author><name>Tina Abate</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04082446019558429504</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6497667209553935860.post-426307085069550443</id><published>2008-11-11T16:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-11T16:41:48.849-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Hiatus</title><content type='html'>It’s that time of year again: finals.  Updates will resume mid-December, when tests conclude.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6497667209553935860-426307085069550443?l=tzlp.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzlp.blogspot.com/feeds/426307085069550443/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6497667209553935860&amp;postID=426307085069550443' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6497667209553935860/posts/default/426307085069550443'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6497667209553935860/posts/default/426307085069550443'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzlp.blogspot.com/2008/11/hiatus.html' title='Hiatus'/><author><name>Tina Abate</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04082446019558429504</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6497667209553935860.post-3049619445093991263</id><published>2008-10-31T23:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-31T23:09:00.354-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Eye of the Beholder'/><title type='text'>The Eye of the Beholder</title><content type='html'>Her deformed face made young children cry.&lt;br /&gt;At the hospital, re-construction, the doctors would try.&lt;br /&gt;But when we see her face,&lt;br /&gt;It is no disgrace.&lt;br /&gt;For you see, beauty is in the beholder’s eye.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6497667209553935860-3049619445093991263?l=tzlp.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzlp.blogspot.com/feeds/3049619445093991263/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6497667209553935860&amp;postID=3049619445093991263' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6497667209553935860/posts/default/3049619445093991263'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6497667209553935860/posts/default/3049619445093991263'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzlp.blogspot.com/2008/10/eye-of-beholder.html' title='The Eye of the Beholder'/><author><name>Tina Abate</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04082446019558429504</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image 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/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzlp.blogspot.com/feeds/214737403066119380/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6497667209553935860&amp;postID=214737403066119380' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6497667209553935860/posts/default/214737403066119380'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6497667209553935860/posts/default/214737403066119380'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzlp.blogspot.com/2008/10/occurance-at-owl-creek-bridge.html' title='An Occurance at Owl Creek Bridge'/><author><name>Tina Abate</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04082446019558429504</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6497667209553935860.post-3073635538368239903</id><published>2008-10-27T23:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-27T23:22:00.703-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Trouble with Templeton'/><title type='text'>The Trouble with Templeton</title><content type='html'>There once was an actor named Booth&lt;br /&gt;Who longed for the days of his youth.&lt;br /&gt;He went back to his life,&lt;br /&gt;But his young, pretty wife&lt;br /&gt;And his former best friend were uncouth.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6497667209553935860-3073635538368239903?l=tzlp.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzlp.blogspot.com/feeds/3073635538368239903/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6497667209553935860&amp;postID=3073635538368239903' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6497667209553935860/posts/default/3073635538368239903'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6497667209553935860/posts/default/3073635538368239903'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzlp.blogspot.com/2008/10/trouble-with-templeton.html' title='The Trouble with Templeton'/><author><name>Tina Abate</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04082446019558429504</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6497667209553935860.post-3858703102659168864</id><published>2008-10-25T23:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-25T23:17:00.571-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Last Flight'/><title type='text'>The Last Flight</title><content type='html'>There once was a man who in fright,&lt;br /&gt;When his friend was in trouble, took flight.&lt;br /&gt;To the future he came&lt;br /&gt;And admitted his shame&lt;br /&gt;Then returned for that final, brave fight.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6497667209553935860-3858703102659168864?l=tzlp.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzlp.blogspot.com/feeds/3858703102659168864/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6497667209553935860&amp;postID=3858703102659168864' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6497667209553935860/posts/default/3858703102659168864'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6497667209553935860/posts/default/3858703102659168864'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzlp.blogspot.com/2008/10/last-flight.html' title='The Last Flight'/><author><name>Tina Abate</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04082446019558429504</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6497667209553935860.post-1542669789469180714</id><published>2008-10-23T23:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-02T16:52:25.154-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='To Serve Man'/><title type='text'>To Serve Man</title><content type='html'>The aliens came down here in force,&lt;br /&gt;Gave us peace and a cheap power source.&lt;br /&gt;We went to their home&lt;br /&gt;In groups and alone&lt;br /&gt;Not knowing we were the main course.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6497667209553935860-1542669789469180714?l=tzlp.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzlp.blogspot.com/feeds/1542669789469180714/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6497667209553935860&amp;postID=1542669789469180714' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6497667209553935860/posts/default/1542669789469180714'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6497667209553935860/posts/default/1542669789469180714'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzlp.blogspot.com/2008/10/to-serve-man.html' title='To Serve Man'/><author><name>Tina Abate</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04082446019558429504</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6497667209553935860.post-5022300345265245953</id><published>2008-10-21T23:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-21T23:13:00.764-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Shelter'/><title type='text'>The Shelter</title><content type='html'>There once was a man who prepared.&lt;br /&gt;His neighbors had not and were scared.&lt;br /&gt;They broke their way in&lt;br /&gt;To save their own skin.&lt;br /&gt;No bombs, but their souls sure were bared.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6497667209553935860-5022300345265245953?l=tzlp.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzlp.blogspot.com/feeds/5022300345265245953/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6497667209553935860&amp;postID=5022300345265245953' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6497667209553935860/posts/default/5022300345265245953'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6497667209553935860/posts/default/5022300345265245953'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzlp.blogspot.com/2008/10/shelter.html' title='The Shelter'/><author><name>Tina Abate</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04082446019558429504</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6497667209553935860.post-4605950045288877253</id><published>2008-10-19T23:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-19T23:08:00.710-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Time Enough at Last'/><title type='text'>Time Enough at Last</title><content type='html'>There once was a man with poor sight,&lt;br /&gt;Who wanted to read and not fight.&lt;br /&gt;Soon the bombs did fall.&lt;br /&gt;"Time at last," he did call,&lt;br /&gt;But his glasses then broke, what a plight.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6497667209553935860-4605950045288877253?l=tzlp.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzlp.blogspot.com/feeds/4605950045288877253/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6497667209553935860&amp;postID=4605950045288877253' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6497667209553935860/posts/default/4605950045288877253'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6497667209553935860/posts/default/4605950045288877253'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzlp.blogspot.com/2008/10/time-enough-at-last.html' title='Time Enough at Last'/><author><name>Tina Abate</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04082446019558429504</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6497667209553935860.post-7186118397788136879</id><published>2008-10-17T23:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-17T23:05:00.633-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nightmare at 20000 Feet'/><title type='text'>Nightmare at 20,000 Feet</title><content type='html'>There once was a man on a plane,&lt;br /&gt;Who lately had been quite insane.&lt;br /&gt;"On the wing there's a beast,"&lt;br /&gt;He cried without cease,&lt;br /&gt;But everyone thought it his brain.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6497667209553935860-7186118397788136879?l=tzlp.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzlp.blogspot.com/feeds/7186118397788136879/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6497667209553935860.post-434876918326279543</id><published>2008-10-15T22:51:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-15T22:53:01.982-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='It&apos;s a Good Life'/><title type='text'>It's a Good Life</title><content type='html'>There once was a boy with a curse.&lt;br /&gt;He had ultimate power and worse:&lt;br /&gt;When adults would not yield,&lt;br /&gt;They were sent to the field.&lt;br /&gt;And that is the end of this verse.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6497667209553935860-434876918326279543?l=tzlp.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzlp.blogspot.com/feeds/434876918326279543/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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